Whether you fit in a shoe box like Stugotz or affect the tides like Dan, we’ve got you covered. Go to our Fit Guide to determine your size and fit.

While tempted to charge extra to replace our A/C unit, shipping is solely based on weight, shipping method selected, and your shipping address. Postal/Standard ship prices* typically start at:

US orders
$6.49 for under 1lb
$9.99 - 1- 2 lbs
$12.99 - 2 - 3 lbs
$16.49 - 3 - 4 lbs

Orders outside the US
$11.49 for under 1lb
$20.99 1- 2 lbs
$30.49 - 2 - 3 lbs
$39.99 - 3 - 4 lbs

It’s easy to assume that the Marching Band to Nowhere just simply forgot to email you, but chances are the emails were marked as spam. Some email providers may mark our emails as spam or completely block them. Be sure to check your spam folder for emails about your order and make sure to add lebatardaf.com to your safe list.

We continue to be amazed at how people from all over the globe keep boarding the Pirate Ship. Salute to the contingent in Australia. Most of Standard International shipments are shipped via DHL eCommerce.  Average transit time to your country with DHL eCommerce is 4 to 8 days, plus additional processing and transit time within your country. Orders sent Standard shipping typically arrive in about 1 to 3 weeks. However, delays can occur in transit or from holds at the local customs office.

What will arrive first… the items you ordered or those SportsBang checks Stugotz still owes? Processing time is typically 2 - 5 business days. Keep in mind, processing time may vary depending on sales and promotions. You’ll see the processing time noted at checkout and in your email confirmation. Once your order is shipped, you'll receive a shipping confirmation email.

If you live in a country in which sports or the word penis are not outlawed, then most likely yes! We ship almost everywhere in the world. To find out if we ship to your country, place an item in your cart, select "View Cart", and then "Check out!". In the first checkout step- Shipping Info- select the 'Country' pull-down menu. If your country is included in that list, then we ship to you! If your country is not included, you, unfortunately, won't be able to place an order. In this case, we'd suggest having a friend from another country order for you and forward the shipment to you.

Oh… Changed your mind, or gave the wrong address at checkout? You’re THAT guy?No worries, we've all done it. As long as your order hasn't processed or shipped, you can make changes to it. Email orders@lebatardaf.com with your order number for assistance.

It took tremendous effort & a few interventions, but we convinced Stugotz to agree to send you a replacement or reimburse you as long as you contact us within 60 days of receiving the merchandise. You’re welcome.

Please email orders@lebatardaf.com if you need to request a return.

*Please include pictures of your product(s) if applicable. Photos are always super helpful and appreciated.

Nope. David “Lebo” Le Batard is a good-looking & world-renowned artist who established the look for the Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz back in 2015. The following year he handed over the reins to fan of the show, Angel Resto, who has supported the show’s visual needs since then. Please stop getting these two mixed up. Mama Le Batard is mad.

Do share! We appreciate how creative the show’s community is. Just tag @angelresto28, @worldofsuey or anyone from the show and chances are we’ll see it. If we dig the idea, we’ll hook you up.