These Are Your Results!

Voting in the 2026 Suey Awards ran Monday, August 31st - Saturday, September 5th. Below are the Official results.

Best Dismissal

1st Place - Zaslow’s wife Tamara dismisses Zaslow.
2nd Place - Saints QB Tyler Shough dismisses Dan Le Batard.
3rd Place - The Greg Cote Show with Greg Cote dismisses Dan Le Batard.

Worst Talking

1st Place - Zaslow gets excited about Weapons.
2nd Place - Zaslow asks if the Packers win or if the Bears lose.
3rd Place - Dan Le Batard messes up cross country about as much as you possibly can.

Best Limited Fake

1st Place - Mike Ryan limited fake Greg Cote’s inner monologue.
2nd Place - Jessica Smetana limited fake unfaithful Bane.
3rd Place - Greg Cote limited fake voice modulator.

Best Back In My Day

1st Place - Bowling
2nd Place - Cliffs Notes
3rd Place - Reviews

Best Revelation

1st Place - Chris Cote sister in-law revelation.
2nd Place - The Zaslow’s haven’t produced a girl in over a century.
3rd Place - Zaslow man-of-the-house revelation.

Best Laugh

1st Place - Billy Gil
2nd Place - Jessica Smetana
3rd Place - Jeremy Tache

Most Uncomfortable Moment

1st Place - Dr. Fred Johnson doesn’t want his daughter dating Juju Gotti.
2nd Place - Greg Cote gives love advice as the Love Doctor.
3rd Place - Dave Dameshek pays his respects to Chuck Norris.

Best Story

1st Place - Dan Le Batard squatter story.
2nd Place - Greg Cote needs his wife’s support.
3rd Place - Dave Dameshek Ed Hochuli story.

Worst Mistake

1st Place - Zaslow’s terrible question for Dusty May.
2nd Place - Zaslow’s pornstar mistake.
3rd Place - Dan Le Batard thinks The Monkeys are The Beatles.

Best Musical Performance

1st Place - Kirsten Graessler, Greg Cote and Jeremy Tache - Hello Adele parody
2nd Place - Roy Bellamy - Edith Bunker singing Those Were The Days
3rd Place - Papi Le Batard - Take Me Out To The Ballgame